The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
As I mention in my profile, I am trying to sleep in the bed I made. To me this means learning how to handle each moment as it comes and still maintain my sanity. I want to embrace my life "the good the bad and the ugly" So here it is:
THE GOOD: I was in a position to be able to buy all new appliances for my kitchen which is something I have wanted since the day I bought the house and it was pretty much THE MOST exciting thing going on in my life at that moment so I was feeling pretty good.
THE BAD: Considering that we have been trying to be more financially responsible, I was a little nervous about spending the money on appliances when the ones I have (though more than 20 years old) did actually work.
THE UGLY:
The Stove was beautiful and we spent a lovely night together.
The Dishwasher was wonderful and I pushed it's buttons with pure passion
But the Refrigerator... OMG the REFRIGERATOR....
DID NOT FUCKING FIT!!!!!!!
That's right people IT DID NOT FUCKING FIT...
Do you know what that's like??? It's like a night of great sex during which he calls you the wrong name - not that I have ever experienced this - I'm just giving an example.
So you might ask... why didn't you measure? WE DID...the husband and I both measured, but what we did not account for was getting past the window sill and the cabinet top---I know it's hard to picture but rest assured IT DID NOT FIT
So there it is... the story of my life. I am SOOO Pissed!... Yet oddly still turned on?!??!!?
Labels: appliances, refrigerator, sex
posted by SBW in MD @ 9:38 PM
10 Comments:
oh.my.god.
that so fucking sucks. SO SUCKS. i demand you cut something- burn something- tear something down. MAKE IT FIT. lol
your post turned me on though
What the hell is wrong with you? Two posts in as many days?
The Fridge didn't fit? There are exercises you can do to stretch things out a bit, but I'm a bit confused about getting it past the window sill. Mine doesn't have a window sill. Dammit, mine is broken.
I'll see you at Sears.
On another note...
YOU MUST ACQUIT.
I recommend a sledgehammer, and a sawzall. There are ways to make things fit!
"...a night of great sex during which he calls you the wrong name"
Ahahahhahaa.
Never happened to me either...or the fucker would be on a skewer.
CP.
Saw, sledgehammer, whatever.
Goodbye windowsill! See ya cabinet. The joy of a new refrigerator can't be beat!
U have an appliance fettish! How annoying that it did not fit. it's like the time i bought a gas oven and when i'd hauled it up 2 flights of stairs, it turns out that it wasn't compliant with the NEW natural gas! Bugger!
As Freud once said, sometimes a fridge is just a fridge.
I'm waiting!!! Where's the new post?
Your kitchen's beautiful! Can we move on from this?!?!?!?!!?
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